The first time I saw you I knew
There would be no other
That tingle told us we were
Meant for one another
I'm calling you
I'm calling you
I'm calling, one, two, three
Buttered beauties of the negroid north
Come spread your tallow on me
Oiled wonder of the midnight forest
Toss down your glossy web
She's got me by the lever
Sticking it out, sticking it out
In simulated leather
Sticking it out, sticking it out
I think she broke my tether
C’mon, c’mon
Keep on comin' on now
The first time I saw you I knew
There would be no other
That tingle told us we were
Meant for one another
I'm calling you
I'm calling you
I'm calling, one, two, three
Buttered beauties of the negroid north
Come spread your tallow on me
Oiled wonder of the midnight forest
Toss down your glossy web
She's got me by the lever
Sticking it out, sticking it out
In simulated leather
Sticking it out, sticking it out
I think she broke my tether
C’mon now, c’mon now
Keep on comin' on now
Buttered beauties of the negroid north
Come spread your glossy tallow on me
Oiled wonder of the midnight forest
Toss down your web
Me