[Verse 1]
When you see some mud upon the ground
You lay down so she don't have to walk around
You think that will protect her from the rain
But you'll never ever stop the pain

[Chorus]
She walks all over you
She knows she can
You're the carpet man
You're the carpet man

[Verse 2]
You take such care to keep that girl's feet clean
Like she's some kind of figurine
The world's so far below her it's not her scene
She depends on you to stand between

[Chorus]
And she walks all over you
She knows she can
You're the carpet man
You're the carpet man

[Bridge]
I would think you'd get tired of hurting
Every now and then
It's lonely down there, that's for certain
And that's for certain and carpets do get then
[Verse 3]
And that's when they have to be thrown away
That's what she'll say to herself some sunny day
And she'll say come to my wedding
And of course, you do
And the groom and her will have a dance on you

[Chorus]
And they'll waltz all over you
They know they can
You're the carpet man
You're the carpet man

[Outro]
Carpet man
Carpet man
Carpet man
Carpet man