[Verse 1]
I can make love to "The Beach Boys Love You"
Do it again to "Heroes and Villains"
I can have sex to Joe Tex and "Who's Next"
But I can't make love to Bob Dylan

{Verse 2]
I can be me if it's AC/DC
You got Little Feat? Baby, I'm willin'
I will thrive in the sack to your Massive Attack
But I can't make love
No, I can’t make love to Bob Dylan

[Chorus]
Well, it's partly his voice
'Cause it gives me no choice
But to focus on what he is sayin'
And it's partly the drone
As he goes on and on
With his lay lady lay lady layin'

[Verse 3]
I can "Bang a Gong" to "Ride a White Swan"
I find T-Rex sex thе most thrillin’
I can bop till I drop to the Four Tops and Cornershop
But I can't make lovе to Bob Dylan
[Verse 4]
I will lie on my back for Roberta Flack
Being killed by a song is fulfilling
But I can't get it on with "Blonde upon Blonde"
No, I can't make love
No, I can’t make love to Bob Dylan

[Chorus]
Well, it's partly his voice
'Cause it gives me no choice
But to focus on what he is sayin'
And it's partly the drone
As he goes on and on
With the tambourine song that he's playin'

[Verse 5]
Well, if it's from Brazil, maybe Gilberto Gil
That's cool, I'll chill to some Gillan
Oh, but turn off the iPod when shuffle hits my god
I’m put off my stroke by the sound of his folk
And I can't make love
No, I can't make love
You know I tried, but I can't make love to Bob Dylan