[Verse 1]
I am armed to the teeth, you can't hold me down
I've turned seething into a hobby
Why is God out to get us, can't we just be friends?
I feel a twinge of righteousness
Like a corporate hedonist

[Chorus]
Armed to the teeth, I'm ready
Go out and spend your money

[Verse 2]
The thugs are banging in S.U.V.'s
My thoughts are changing into theories
The master of our destiny, out in the graveyard of good ideas
They could have been the downfall of leaders, yeah

[Chorus]
Armed to the teeth, I'm ready
Go out and spend your money

[Post-Chorus]
Giants of industry, come on, come on and try to eat me
Armed to the teeth, I'm ready

[Verse 3]
What century are you living in?
An ancient puzzle piece that won't fit in
[Chorus]
Armed to the teeth, I'm ready
Go out and spend your money

[Post-Chorus]
Giants of industry, come on, come on and try to eat me
Armed to the teeth, I'm ready