[Verse 1: Terrance]
Shut your fuckin' face, uncle fucka
You're a cock-suckin', ass-lickin' uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes, it's true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

[Verse 2: Phillip]
Shut your fuckin' face, uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn
You just fuck your uncle all day long

[Interlude: Phillip & Traffic controller]
Hm!
Ahahahahahahahahaha
What's going on here?

[Bridge: Choir]
(Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh)
Uncle fucka, uncle fucka, uncle fucka, uncle fucka
(Oh)

[Chorus: Terrance & Phillip, Terrance, Phillip]
Shut your fuckin' face, uncle fucker (Uncle fucker)
You're a boner bitin' bastard, uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, I must say
Well, you fucked your uncle yesterday (Ahahaha)
Uncle fucka
That's U-N-C-L-E, fuck you, uncle fucka
[Outro: Phillip]
Suck my balls