[Intro]
*sigh*
Yuh, alright, sad Smurt back here, back at it again
For, uh, the most popular lo-fi song
This is the, uh, pinnacle of lo-fi; it's got like, eighty-mil views on YouTube when I'm recording this
Uh, it's by Lily Potter but then remixed by Rufio
Um, it's a song about sad and sad, alright, here we go
Ay, sad ay
K I thought it was starting there, ok... um...
Very sad ay, very sad ay

[Verse 1]
Smurty boi back for another one
Back now to help out my brethren
Back like I’m saving Messiah
I’m higher
Than haters who finna get uppercuts
They knocking me down like a domino (domino)
Caught in her web like the common cold (common cold)
I’m dreaming, I’m seeing, a shaman though (shaman though)
I’m memeing the haters
Like mama told me
He said
She said
Decked Supreme head
We living it up (up) like the weekend
Gotta get the haters all weeping (weeping)
So I can get my sleep in (sleeping)
Smurty ain’t one to make amends (ay)
I leave when her conversation ends
From the big man, obey commands
She shaking hand
This may commence, ay
[Interlude]
Na-srr, of the Smurt
Smurty is the very thick
Smurty has the biggest ween
Very sad ay

[Verse 2]
My heart was torn half by Susan
Every time, feeling like I’m losing
Spring, fling get the flowers blooming
I’m a new student
Sick with music
Six feet under, six feet down
Now we living till fifteen
Making that sound (brrp!)
My disease, see?
It’s going around
I’m finna like bound
I’m finna like bound, yo
Going harder than a pp (pp)
Whenever it see-see
An opportunity
To be
Nervous
Running out of purpose
Lucky for me
I guess I’m smurty, yo I’m (ay)
Rehearsing plans for the right night
Writing in a typewrite
Hater, I’m brighter than your nightlight
Living it up like we quite right (quite right)
But my dreams, they getting too lifelike (like), ay
[Outro]
Sorry, very sad ay, this is a very sad song
Mm-hmm, Smurty boi is funny meme
Smurty boi has the funniest jokes
Smurty boi is the funny meme
Smurty has the funny funniest-- meme
Smurty boi has the funny meme
Sad song, bye