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David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Wa-ar

Da-vid Kelley is a television write-ah
Wri-tin songs like the Beatles and Chicago...

Da-vid Kelley is a television great hope
Wri-tin soaps like McBe-al and Chicago Hope
I mean, he's got the flavor, all the ones you can decipher
- He's married to Michelle Pfeiffer
I wish that I were David Kelley, 'cause he's so unstoppable
Heck, he'll do a pile driver, anything is possible
He ain't the one who ends our visits like a dream?
He could write a comedy or a drama

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David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Wa-ar

One day Da-vid Kelley got a vision and hell, he
Decided he would go and write a movie too
The studio made the film and the studio got fucked
'Cause it was called Lake Placid and it sucked
That's why he ended up writing for TV
Very good news to all of you or me
'Cause you see, he went and made a difference every way around
That's why I say he's the goddarned man!
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David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Wa-ar

David's back with a video show
TV airs tonight another David Kelley show
Fill the channels up with him, what do you know
David Kelley's name again the man's out of control
'Cause when you try and watch TV and then your body hits the floor
David Kelley calls the undertakers to the door
I wish I had that discipline, my head gets out of control
That's why David Kelley's rich and the rest of us are poor!

David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Warrior

[Yelling]

David Kelley, TV Warrior
David Kelley, TV Wa-arrior