[Intro]
Okay children, who can tell me what year the founding fathers got together? Let's see. Oh, I know, how about the new student Timmy?
Timmy!
Timmy, did you not do your homework?
Heah!
Uh, Mr. Garrison, haven't you figured it out? Timmy's retarded
Don't call people names Stanley

[Verse 1]
Timmy!
Timmy livin' a lie!
Dah duoah
Ugh ah daah

[Chorus]
And the Lords of the Underworld
Darkness fills my heart with pain (Timmy)
And when girls start to sleep with girls
Beelzebub will rise again

[Verse 2]
Timmy livin' a lie
Pah yup pa dub dub duh
Yeah doh
Timmy
[Chorus]
And the Lords of the Underworld
Darkness fills my heart with pain (Timmy)
And when girls start to sleep with girls
The auspices will rise again
Duh, Timmy break it down

[Bridge]
(Now, Timmy, you need to work on your study skills)
Heah
(Are you mocking me?)
Timmy
(Young man, if you don't want to be held back a grade I suggest you start cooperating)
Doah
(This young man definitely has Attention Deficit Disorder)
Timmy
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Tim-my
The United States, of
Timmy

[Verse 3]
Timmy
Timmy livin' a lie
Dap pit gul hod Timmy
Huyah, daah
[Chorus]
And the Lords of the Underworld
Darkness fills my heart with pain (Timmy)
And when girls start to sleep with girls
(Timmy, Timmy) Beelzebub will rise again

[Outro]
Timmy
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy
Timmy
Timmy
No tears