[Chorus]
Crazy ain't original these days
The world was going half-crazy anyway
Anything you can think of, it's all been done before
Crazy ain't original no more

[Verse 1]
Checkin' in and out and in and out of rehab
It ain't quite the shame it used to be
Well, you're just the bigger star 'cause one bad
Mugshot makes you much more interesting

[Chorus]
Crazy ain't original these days
The world was going half-crazy anyway
Anything you can think of, it's all been done before
Crazy ain't original no more

[Verse 2]
Well, those neighbors we all tried to stay away from
Twelve kids were not enough, they had thirteen
And what everybody used to call a freak show
Well, now we call reality TV, oh

[Chorus]
Crazy ain't original these days
The world was going half-crazy anyway
Anything you can think of, it's all been done before
Crazy ain't original no more (Woohoo)
[Verse 3]
Now all those bankers down on Wall street ridin' Harleys
Weekend warriors breakin' all the rules
And all those grandmothers with their cosmetic surgeons
Do their best to look like they're still in high school, oh

[Chorus]
Crazy ain't original these days
The world was going half-crazy anyway
Anything you can think of, it's all been done before
Crazy ain't original no more

[Outro]
Anything you can think of, it's all been done before
Crazy ain't original no more (Woohoo)