[Verse 1]
One day I have ham and bacon
And the next day it ain't nothing shakin'
And it ain't nobody's business if I do what I do

[Verse 2]
Me and my babe oh we fuss and fight
And the next minute, yea everything is alright
And it ain't nobody's business what we do
(Cause that's all private stuff)

[Verse 3]
One day I think I'm going crazy
And the next day I'm laid back and lazy
And it ain't nobody's business if I do

[Verse 4]
One day I might take a notion
To go right down and jump in the ocean
And it ain't nobody's business if I do