Woke up this morning and I was in hell
Across from me sat the devil
He said sit down son and give up hope
You're another statistic in the world of dope
I was there on a junkie dare
It was a rollicking affair
Mom and Dad were called in
I had O. D.'d and there I was
Talking to the lord of sin and lust
Memory comes back I'm in a room
Placed our bets and filled up the spoon
I was there on a junkie dare
It was a rollicking affair
Mom and Dad were called in
Heavy scene I hit the floor
Love and honor were no more
Rig falls out I'm failing fast
Heartbeat stops while the winner laughs
I was there on a junkie dare
It was a rollicking affair
Mom and Dad were called in
Now they're stuck with lifeless flesh
Need a three piece suit and a new casket
They close my eyes those fucking pricks
While I live out eternity in the flaming styx
I was there on a junkie dare
It was a rollicking affair
Mom and Dad were called in
I had O.D.'d