Well Berkeley's full of heathen scum
I should know I am one
I'm a drunken junkie bum
Drunken junkie, junkie bum
Another rotten murderous bum

Then there's those Berkeley bitches
Think they'll go from rags to riches
Hang out on University
But now they've got my herpes
You give them enough cash
They'll do anything you ask
They'll take it
They'll take it up the ass

Berkeley's full of heathen scum
I should know I am one
I'm a drunken junkie bum
Drunken junkie drunken junkie, junkie bum
A perverted rotten bum

Then there's those Berkeley bad boys
Don't know how to use there dicks as toys
They only use them to pee
So I taught them something kinky
Now they're fetid virgin killers
Mother rapers and hooker thrillers
They bend you down to your knees
Steamy mucous is set free

We're the people who raped your mom
She warned you against our mob
We chained her up to the toilet
That cunt did grind we blew her jets
We're all degenerate trash
Ridin' the mud train up your ass
We'll be your friends and rip you off
Stick pig brains up grandma's cunt

Well Berkeley's full of heathen scum
I should know I am one
I'm a drunken junkie bum
Drunken junkie, junkie bum

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