[Verse 1: Lajon Witherspoon & Morgan Rose]
Welcome to a world of eternal shame
Where everything you do is judged by a stupid (fuck-up)
And you'd expecting a reason why
Well get in line, punk
('Cause I've been waiting, too!)

[Chorus 1: Lajon Witherspoon]
How long
Does it take to get an
Answer to a fucking question
I always wanted?
To let you know…
I don't give a shit!

[Verse 2: Lajon Witherspoon & Morgan Rose]
(Why don't you suck this blah, blah, blah, blah?)
Mouth running like a coke nose
Who's dick did you have to suck
To get the manual for (this world?)
Hey, Einstein, I see you got that look again
And I know you like solving problems!
(Well riddle me this, you dumb fuck!)
How many licks
Does it take
To get to the center
Of this tootsie cock? (Deez nuts!)
I got a number for ya…
(Two, tree, crick)
[Chorus 2: Lajon Witherspoon & Morgan Rose]
How long
Does it take to get an
Answer to a fucking question
I always wanted?
To let you know
I don't give a shit!
(Lick around the rim, bitch!)
How long
How long
Does it take to get an
Answer to a fucking question
I always wanted?
To let you know
I don't give a shit!
(You suck a real good dick!)

[Breakdown: Morgan Rose]
(Two, tree, fuck!)

[Chorus 3: Lajon Witherspoon & Morgan Rose]
How long
Does it take to get an
Answer to a fucking question
I always wanted?
To let you know
I don't give a shit!
(Bet your fucking box stinks!)
How long
Does it take to get an
Answer to a fucking question
I always wanted?
To let you know
I don't give a shit!
[Outro: Lajon Witherspoon]
Suck his dick!