Verse 1

Allow me to introduce a new scenario
About the girls I fantasize about in centerfolds
And how that helped me to create a new wonderland
And how it showed that these women do not need a man

Tell me all about how your boy is terrible
And how he tells you things you never wanna know
So maybe if you want, I could be your best friend
But all the guys here know how it's gonna end

You remind of a girl I used to date when
All the old shit went and just hit the fan
So I can't help it if all I am really saying
Is that you wanna turn this angel into satan

So hey girl, take me to your friend's house
And we could both go and maybe take her blouse
Because you know I think you are both interesting
So tell me a story 'cuz you think I'm listening


Hook

Day after day
You make me insane


Verse 2

So now this little thing happened just the other day
Where some girl I met said she's not that way
Well that's a shame man, ya know I'm really sorry
But the look in your eyes has me feeling really starry

Like don't believe me? Kiss your lady
Before you go and get them heebie jeebies
I got no shame, and I got my own flow
But if I switch it up, can I take both of you home?

I know that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
I don't care what people say, I just want fun
So if I ask a question will I get an answer?
Or are you just trying to be a gangster?

Well what good is it when your heart is empty?
Or when you're ripping at my heart because you resent me
Well I guess it's just back to Truth: The Sequel
So just leave me alone because this love's illegal