I sent you a valentine
I'm afraid it won't get there 'til June
Somehow I lost track of time
But you know I'm a fool for you

I sent a bouquet of roses
The kind that you're allergic to
You know that I don't know better
You know I'm a fool for you

Head over heels, banana peels
It's funny how you make me feel
Like a lovesick slapstick tragedy
Would you like to fool around with me?
Hey

I'd fall off the highest mountain
And drown in the deepest river, too
Catch cold in the hottest desert
You know I'm a fool for you

I would sing outside your window
If I could only hold a tune
I suck, so hold it against me
You know I'm a fool for you
The real world seems so mean to me
That I can't take it seriously
But I love your laugh, and I hope you see
That I just might be the fool you need
Yeah

Every single time I'm with you
Something's wrong with what I do
Don't get mad, it's like I told you
I am just a fool for you
I am just a fool for you
I am just a fool for you