Critic, uncle fucking critic
Critic, uncle fucking critic
Critic, uncle fucking critic

You're always printing shit about me
You're still five years behind me
If you know anything about music
Let's see you pick up a fucking instrument

Critic, uncle fucking critic
Critic, uncle fucking critic
Critic, uncle fucking critic

So if you got anything to say to me
Say it to my face
Don't call me homophobic
I'm not afraid of you
If you've got a problem with me
Let's settle it face to face

Critic, uncle fucking critic
Critic, uncle fucking critic
Critic, uncle motherfucking chicken shit
Jealous, stupid idiot, bastard
Wanna-be, fucking critic