I'm starving
I'm starving
I'm starving
I'm starving
Fucking starving to death

Here's a message from
The boys of ALL
Not to be rude
But when it comes to food
There's really only one place you can go
Go to Alfredo's
At Alfredo's!
(At Alfredo's)
(In Lomita)

Even the Russians go (to Alfredo's)
Even the Martians go (to Alfredo's)
Woah
My heart yearns for you (Alfredo)
My heart burns for you (Alfredo)
Woah
Romance is in the air (at Alfredo's)
You'll always find us there (at Alfredo's)

If my all-culations are correct
The dishwasher is a victim of much neglect
Our name is ALL and we wrote this song
It's not very good, people say it's too long
Well listen up Alfredo, this is for you
The reason why we wrote this is to get some free food!

(We want) Massive enchiladas with rice and beans!
(We want) Two beef tacos, number ten that means!
(We want) Chicken tostadas, lots of beans and rice!
(We want) Lots of cokes and lots of ice!

And another thing, Alfredo (at Alfredo's)
As a representative of the ALLular way of life
We must tell you that we're disappointed in you (In Lomita)
For closing your shop at night and going home and going to sleep
(At Alfredo's)

We're ALL - we practically live here
We want you to stay open
595 hours a day (In Lomita)
765 days a year
7 weeks a month (At Alfredo's)
645 minutes an hour (At Alfredo's)
Woah
1733 Pacific Coast Highway, (At Alfredo's) in Lomita, 90717
534-9924 (At Alfredo's) give 'em a call
(What, you don't like Alfredo's? Go kill yourself!)
(We're leaving!)

(Who needs 'em? I'd rather smell food than perfume any day)

Rrrrrrrrrr-i-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti
Buenos dias, senorita!
Que bueno, que pasa (At Alfredo's)
Ah, buenos, mucho bueno (In Lomita)
We don't speak Spanish
We just speak food (At Alfredo's)
Because we're ALL
And that's ALL we do (In Lomita)

This is no place to take a chick
The food is great but she might get sick (At Alfredo's)
(In Lomita)
It's just a hole in the wall
But it's good enough for ALL (At Alfredo's)
(At Alfredo's)

Rrrrrrrrrr-i-ta!

Adios, senora!