You and me got a stupid kind of love
Stupid in every way

The only thing we agree on is that we disagree
How can two people see so many things so differently?
Makes me wonder what's the point behind this travesty

You tell me we're in love
But you don't even like me
Like fire and gasoline

You and me got a stupid kind of love
Stupid in every way
You and me got a stupid kind of love
Stupid in every way

What is it about you that keeps me hanging around?
The only time it's a good time is when we're having sex
Then you tell me you wanna get married, I'm gonna puke!

You say tomato
I say beef jerky
Look what you do to me

You and me got a stupid kind of love
Stupid in every way
You and me got a stupid kind of love
Stupid in every way
Every time you give me shit
Using only half your half wit
I'm getting sick of you

You tell me we're in love
But you don't even trust me
Isn't this just great for me?!

You and me got a stupid kind of love
Stupid in every way
You and me got a stupid kind of love
Stupid in every way
Stupid in every way
What kind of stupid kind of love is this?