Ultramagnetic MC’s
Underwear Pissy
[Kool Keith]
New York seasony! You know the reason B!
They call me Nakwan, underwear pissy

I'm wipin my ass with rap right now, cause it's crap right now
I shit in your Bentley, hurry up you gotta pack right now
Make your bitch lick the asshole of a cow (mooooo)
My fetish is out of focus, I seen n***as cry
When I tear up the money, and piss on 900 thou'
Throw 800 pairs of gators in the incinerator
You n***as still think I owe you a lot of FAVORS~!
Jewelry to me is nothin but wallpaper
I burn watches and get new shit, no car
Taxi cab is how I do shit
Mercedes called me, I hung up the phone
I said I don't like to DRIVE, FUCK A NEW WHIP
I love when human n***as look like a Cabbage Patch
When I staple they lips together
Have girls come out of Creedmore and solder they dicks together
Carry a skull around 82nd Street!
Me and your face stick together
I shit on top of your personal vendetta
Leave a bag of horse shit on your dresser
Diarrhea on your green two door Benz compressor
Wipe the doo-doo off your chest-ah! It's the shit investor
With thirty boa constrictors in the bag
Is Bob upstairs? We got a problem
Where the fuck is Lester?
I'm that n***a with 16 apartments in Park Chester
Hangin' in the Cincinatti Riverfront Stadium
Like Ed Umprester
I know so I don't worry, it'll come back
The evil oil voodoo, you kill yourself in a Testarosso
Doin 200 miles somewhere loco with a broke hoe
I spend a lot of cash to buy n***as
New brains for the genetics
Got they growth fucked up, the mom that gave birth to 'em was, handicapped
The average monkey on the microphone, think they fast, with a Handi-Wrap
You peep the movement, these n***as that get off the bus
Can't even match retarded kids!
Special schools and classes for those n***as
In the PTA meetin', I can't work with motherfuckers that's slow
Or high, you bastards are time lapsed on 'dro
Nakwan! Decon!
A.K.A. Underwear Pissy