MIKE DEAN
Murder Avenue
[Verse 1]
Creeping down the hallway quiet as kept
The only sign of a murder was the blood on the footsteps
I stopped for a second to wipe it up
And threw the bloody towel in the garbage bag with her guts
Pretty as a picture, her name was Rosie
Had to kill the bitch cuz she was getting too fuckin nosey
A school ho she attended U of H
A law student who was looking for a fuckin' case
But she was barkin up the wrong tree, g
Ay yo why in the hell did the bitch wanna fuck with me
Walking around my crib steady casin'
Askin' about the strange smells that were comin from my basement
She asked one too many motherfuckin questions
It was time somebody taught the stupid bitch a good lesson
I snuck in the house through the back door
It was like a scene from Psycho
The bitch was in the shower
I rushed her quick so she wouldn't have a chance to holler
And said "shut the fuck up, ho"
And slammed her motherfucking head against the cold floor
Struggling soaking wet
I gagged her mouth with a whole box of Kotex
After I fucked her, check out what I did
Slit her fucking stomach and watched her squeal like a pig
The shit was gruesome, g, I couldn't call it
I cut off her fingers and flushed them down the fuckin' toilet
Then wrote my name on the wall like I usually do
To mark a murder, ho, yeah, on murder avenue
[Hook]
More murder, more murder, more murder, yo
More murder, more murder, more murder, watch me hurt a ho
More murder, more murder, motherfucking murder, n***a
More motherfucking murder gots ta pull the trigger
More murder, more murder, more murder, check it
A hundred and fifty seven thousand victims in a second

[Verse 2]
Gotta give it up to Bridget and Ted brand new newly-weds
There's nothing I would love better than to have their fuckin' heads
On a platter I watch them sonofabitches scatter
In broad daylight but yo it really didn't matter
I put the gun to their heads and said, "shut up"
The n***a was big I watched this big motherfucker nut up
On the rampage both of 'em got pistol-whipped
The 9 was bloody so I pulled out my pistol grip
The n***a was damn near dead
I grabbed his bitch by her head and told her, "spread your fucking legs"
I placed the barrel of my pump on her pearl tongue
And stuck a shell inside her pussy and said, "now ain't that fun?"
She started to cry
I saw a tear fall from her eye, said, "bitch you must wanna die"
I pulled the trigger of the pump back slowly
And shot up her n***a until he was full of holes, g
The bitch was screaming with rage
I stamped on her motherfucking face until it caved in
'Cos killing is so damn sweet
I saved the remains and used them later for ground meat
Being a lunatic I gotta do the lunatic
Gotta do, man, yeah, living on this avenue
[Hook]
More murder, more murder, more murder, yo
More murder, more murder, more murder, watch me hurt a ho
More murder, more murder, more murder, n***a
More motherfucking murder gots ta pull the trigger
More murder, more murder, more murder, check it
A hundred and fifty seven thousand victims in a second