[Verse 1]
There are no fingerprints deep underwater
Nothing to tie one to a crime
And if you seek vengeance
All you need are instruments of pain
You need your knives - check
Rope - check
Dagger - check
James - check
Lars - check
Laser beams - check
Acid - check
Body bag - check

[Chorus]
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
[Verse 2]
But beware
For when you quench your bloodthirst
Others will seek vengeance on you
And they won't rest
Until you’re dead
They'll have their shiv - check
Pipe - check
Hammer - check
Axe - check
Subjects - check
Location - check
Desire - check
Vengeance - check
Hold your breath and swim and strain
Smell of death can't escape
Blood will cloud, drift away
Attract the murders of mermaids
It’s so cold, they all know
What you've done, you can't run
Vengeance is the law for thee
A thousand leagues below the sea
You've been tracked, you've been seen
Murdering the next of kin
Ate their hearts, drank their blood
Washed your fins in blackened mud
Now you swim, try to hide
Heart beats faster from inside
Thought it was a big charade
Your life was ended by mermaids
[Chorus]
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider

[Verse 3]
Swords - check
Saws - check
Clubs - check
Claws - check
Hatred - check
Anger - check
Mermaid - check
Murder - check
Murder, murder, mermaid, murder
Murder, murder, mermaid, murder
You've been tracked, you've been seen
Murdering the next of kin
Ate their hearts, drank their blood
Washed your fins in blackened mud
Now you swim, try to hide
Heart beats faster from inside
Thought it was a big charade
Your life was ended by mermaids
(Check, check, check)
Your life was ended by mermaids
(Check, check, check)
Your life was ended by mermaids
[Outro]
Thank you, Batman, you saved my life
No problem Aquaman
Oh, can I kiss your ass?
Oh, I don't know Aquaman, you think is good idea?
Of course
*kissing noises*
Oh, stop it Aquaman, oh, oh, uh
It’s still rec-ing
*Panic noises*