[Intro]
Franklin The Turtle killed my fucking dog
(I can't believe you man, I can't believe you did that.)
I can't believe you did this to me

[Hook]
Franklin The Turtle killed my fucking dog
Oh why, oh why did you kill my fucking dog?
I trusted you to dog sit
I paid you lots of money
You killed my dog and buried him
And you think this is funny

[Verse]
I paid you $10 an hour
And you fucking killed my dog
I don't know what he did
He didn't deserve it regardless
Look at him
He's got a bullet wound in his head
He's laying three feet underground
Bleeding and dead

[Verse 2]
Now you have a gun
And I'm getting pretty scared
Please don't shoot me, Franklin
I'm not prepared - to die
I have children that don't love me
And I kind of wonder why
They don't -
Give a shit about their dad
On second thought
Go ahead and kill me
I don't want to live in a world
With no dog or family

[Bridge: Lil Cootch & Franklin The Turtle]

(Hey, that dead dog is kind of cute and quirky doe)

What
Now you're gonna fuck my dog?
He's bleeding out his ass and
Being eaten by a groundhog

Are you stupid?
It's the middle of the July
I'ma pop him in the head again
Because you like to lie

*gun shots*

[Verse 3]
Now my dog
Is a paste
Red and in the dirt
It's kind of funny
But it also kind of hurts

Franklin is a cool guy
But I never saw that coming
He drove back home
To his mom and dad
I wanted to call mine
But I wasn't succumbing
I don't like 'em to be honest

[Hook]
Franklin The Turtle killed my fucking dog
Oh why, oh why did you kill my fucking dog?
I trusted you to dog sit
I paid you lots of money
You killed my dog and buried him
And you think this is funny

[Instrumental]