[Intro]
You know what they call me?

[Chorus]
They call me Foot Muncher
'Cause I like to eat feet
Let me suck them toes
And lick on them feet

They call me Foot Muncher
'Cause I like to eat feet
Let me suck them toes
And lick on them feet

[Verse]
I'm down with my wife
N' she gettin' really frisky
She got them new heels on
And we sippin' on some whiskey

I set my glass down
And I took her by the hand
I said "Do you know who I really am?"

[Chorus]
They call me Foot Muncher
'Cause I like to eat feet
Let me suck them toes
And lick on them feet

They call me Foot Muncher
'Cause I like to eat feet
Let me suck them toes
And lick on them feet

[Bridge]
She showed me that grin
That really turns me on
I pulled out my willy
And then we started to bond

I took her off her heels
And her fuzzy pink sock
I turned on some blues
While she licked my cock

I said
"Darlin' let me see them purty feet"
She touched 'em all around
And they were super squeaky clean
I said
"Darlin' let me see them purty feet"
She touched 'em all around
And they were squeaky clean

I started lickin' on her feet
And I'm super duper hard
I came right on her
And I pulled out-
My guitar-
And sang-

[Chorus]
They call me Foot Muncher
'Cause I like to eat feet
Let me suck them toes
And lick on them feet

They call me Foot Muncher
'Cause I like to eat feet
Let me suck them toes
And lick on them feet


They call me Foot Muncher
'Cause I like to eat feet
Let me suck them toes
And lick on them feet

They call me Foot Muncher
'Cause I like to eat feet
Let me suck them toes
And lick on them feet

[Bridge]
Whew!

They call me foot muncher
They call me foot muncher

I like to eat feet
I like to eat feet
I like to eat feet
I like to suck on them toes

I like to eat feet
I like to eat feet
I like to eat feet
I like to eat feet

I like to eat feet
I like to eat feet
I like to suck on toes
I like to eat feet
I like to suck on toes

[Chorus]
They call me Foot Muncher
'Cause I like to eat feet
Let me suck them toes
And lick on them feet

They call me Foot Muncher
'Cause I like to eat feet
Let me suck them toes
And lick on them feet


[Outro]
Woohoo!
Yao!

*Claps and chokes*