[CHUCK]
Upstairs, two flights up
Looking out on the street
For eighty-six fifty a month it's mine
It may not be much but it’s mine

You just go upstairs, two flights up
Comfortable and complete
For everyday living it works out fine
It may not be much, but it's mine

Except on Wednesday nights
It's walk, don’t run
I just kill time 'til Mister Kirkeby's done
With his Wednesday night fun
Outside of that the place is mine

Upstairs, two flights up
Looking out on the street
For eighty-six fifty a month it's mine
It may not be much but it's mine

You just go upstairs, two flights up
After you wipe your feet
Look under the mat and you'll find the key
A key that belongs to just me
Except on Thursday night
I must confess
Come rain or shine it's Eichelberger's address
Must he leave such a mess?
Outside of that the place is mine