What do you get when you fall in love?
A girl with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your troubles
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

What do you get when you kiss a girl?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do, she'll never phone ya
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again

Don't tell me what it's all about
'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you

What do you get when you fall in lovе?
You only gеt lies and pain and sorrow
So for, at least until tomorrow
I'll nеver fall in lovе again
I'll never fall in love again

What do you get when you give your heart?
You get it all broken up and battered
That's what you get, a heart that's shattered
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love
Again