[Spoken: Richard Dreyfuss]
So glad to meet you!

[Spoken: Gabriel Gundacker]
Very good to meet you
Hi there, very nice to meet you

[Spoken: Richard Dreyfuss]
Very nice, yes
Good to know that you're not a stalker

[Intro]
You know, Richard, I never thought it would end this way
Shaking your hand at the Eckard Hall in Clearwater Florida
I was the only one there under 65
I guess that's how it goes

[Verse 1]
So I've met the man
I went on stage and shook his hand
But I feel unfulfilled
(There is something still wrong)

Was this a good life goal?
I should have probably focused more on school
Or learned a marketable skill
(Instead of writing celebrity songs)

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm lost without Richard Dreyfuss
An existential crisis
And nothing else rhymes with Dreyfuss
So it's time to say

[Chorus]
Goodbye
To Richard Dreyfuss
Goodbye
To Richard Dreyfuss
Goodbye Richard Dreyfuss