[Spoken: Gabriel Gundacker]
Hello, oh sorry
Hello Mr Richard Dreyfuss
My name is Gabriel Gundacker
I've written a few songs about you on the internet

[Spoken: Richard Dreyfuss]
Are you the guy thats been following-
Asking about me?

[Spoken: Gabriel Gundacker]
Yes, yes that's me

[Spoken: Richard Dreyfuss]
I'm so-
I'm so glad to meet you!

[Spoken: Gabriel Gundacker]
Very glad to meet you.
Hi there, very nice to meet you.

[Spoken: Richard Dreyfuss]
Very nice to meet you.

[Spoken: Gabriel Gundacker]
Yes!

[Spoken: Richard Dreyfuss]
Good to know you're not a stalker!

[Spoken: Gabriel Gundacker]
No, I'm not a stalker - well, I have - I have this thing.

[Spoken: Gabriel Gundacker]
You know, Richard, I never thought it would end this way.
Shaking your hand at the Eckerd Hall in Clearwater, Florida. I was the only one there under sixty-five. I guess that's how it goes.

[Sung: Gabriel Gundacker]
So I've met the man
I went onstage and shook his hand
But I feel unfulfilled
(There is something still wrong)

Was this a good life goal?
I probably should have focused more on school
Or learned a marketable skill
(Instead of writing celebrity songs)

I'm lost without Richard Dreyfuss
An existential crisis
And nothing else rhymes with Dreyfuss
So it's time to say

Goodbye (goodbye, goodbye, Richard Dreyfuss)
To Richard Dreyfuss (goodbye, goodbye, Richard Dreyfuss)
Goodbye (goodbye, goodbye, Richard Dreyfuss) x3

Goodbye, goodbye, Richard Dreyfuss (x5)

I wanna meet Richard Dreyfuss
(No Richard calling my phone)
I wanna meet Richard Dreyfuss

I wanna meet Richard Dreyfuss x2

Richard Dreyfuss

[Spoken: Gabriel Gundacker]
Hi, this is Gabriel Gundacker, please leave a message.

[Spoken: Richard Dreyfuss]
Hey, uh, Gabriel, this is Richard Dreyfuss! I met you in Clearwater this weekend, uh... Anyway, I was wondering if you want to get drinks later this week. I'm gonna be in California, but, uh - I was talking with my agent and we could fly you in. I, I, uh, I have that kind of thing, we could fly you first class, even, hehe.

We could talk film, you know, I'm a cinephile myself, hehe. Have you seen the movie Stakeout? I'm in it. [unintelligible] - uh, another Stakeout. I'd love to talk Stakeout with you, Gabriel, please give me a call when you get this message!

Are you at home right now, are you just not picking up? Heh. Hey, if you're there please pick up right now, Gabriel, 'cause I'd love to talk to you.
Gabriel? Gabriel?! GABRIEL!

[Sung: Gabriel Gundacker]
I just wanna meet you face to face, Richard
I know you've got some free time on your plate, Richard
Cause your friends directing Raiders sequels
Not Close Encounters Prequels