(Speaking)
[Jc] Man are we really about to do this right now?
[Kian] Fuck
[Jc] Alright, um, so...

[Jc] You posted a video telling all your fans, becoming a pop star is what's next in your plans
You've got a great voice and its the easiest thing, but you're the only one who really thinks you can sing

(Speaking)
[Kian] Oh and your mom
[Jc] And anyone under 12 that like follows you on social media
[Kian] But no one else

[Kian] Man so why waste your money on a real studio? Your laptops got a mic so you're all good to go. Record it while you kicking it alone in your room, cause who needs talent when you've got autotune?

[Hook]
[Jc] You've already become a social media star, so please don't try to sing or play the guitar
[Kian] You know it's really not just as easy as it seems to make girls fall in love with their computer screens
[Jc] You show them your abs, you drive 'em insane, but don't grab a mic just stay in your lane
[Kian] So go ahead and keep on doing your thing, but promise us this:
[Both] PLEASE DON'T SING

[Jc] Why you gotta sing? Please don't try to steal the show. He try to do hip hop but he know he bad though. Just stick to Vine, play some pranks on your teacher instead of trying to find other YouTube kids to feature

(Speaking)
[Kian] Whoa whoa whoa, what YouTubers are you talking about?
[Jc] I'm kidding man, they're all good...
[Both] Ha! PSYCH

[Kian] You don't need no music, your channel's fantastic; like when you kiss your teenage girlfriend trying to guess her chapstick. So stick to all the tweeting, the generic ones you say like 'Good morning, you're perfect, have a beautiful day'

(Speaking)
[Jc] Who the fuck are they even talking to when they tweet that?

[Hook]
[Jc] You've already become a social media star (Oh my God I love him), so please don't try to sing or play the guitar
[Kian] You know it's really not just as easy as it seems to make girls fall in love with their computer screens
[Jc] You show them your abs, you drive 'em insane, but don't grab a mic just stay in your lane
[Kian] So go ahead and keep on doing your thing, but promise us this: please don't sing

[Kian] Now we're not being mean, we don't want your feelings to get hurt
[Jc] Oh no no
[Kian] But if this just seems cold then you can wear my sweatshirt
[Jc] It's an extra large
[Kian] So we're just saying it wouldn't be a bad thing
[Jc] Not a bad thing, baby
[Kian] To leave the songs to people who can- (speaks) Jc hit that high note, baby!
[Jc] Sing!
[Kian speaking] Whoa, alright. Relax

[Hook]
[Jc] You've already become a social media star (oh my God he's so hot), so please don't try to sing or play the guitar
[Kian] You know it's really not just as easy as it seems to make girls fall in love with their computer screens
[Jc] You show them your abs, you drive 'em insane, but don't grab a mic just stay in your lane
[Kian] So go ahead and keep on doing your thing, but promise us this:
[Both] PLEASE DON'T SING