Rubber Duckie (But Every Time it Says “Rubber Duckie” it’s Replaced With ”James Madison”)

[Thomas Jefferson (singing)]
James Madison, you're the one
You make bath time lots of fun
James Madison, I'm awfully fond of you
Voh-do-do-de-o!
James Madison, joy of joys
When I squeeze you, you make noise
James Madison you're my very best friend, it's true

[Thomas Jefferson (Rapping)]
I got my James Madison
I'm in the tub with bubblies
He isn't very fuzzy
I know my James Madison loves me
Call up my homie, Ernie
The orange one, you heard me
Yeah, he is the best, and I am on a quest, to get him in here early
I need that James Madison with me
I'll have a bath time it's a- gonna be iffy
If I don't see him, man, I won't be nifty
Oh, I'm just feeling dirty, so I guess I'm feeling wordy
Where's that James Madison, man?
I need him here, right now, squeeze him, you heard me
Squeak!
Squeak!
Squeak!
Squeak!
Squeak!
Squeak!
Squeak!
Squeak!
Squeak!