[Verse 1]
He's got so many problems, you can count them one by one
He's a filthy stupid ape man, he never has any fun
He lives in the jungle, in a cave by a hill, plays an old loud drum
He's primitive, barely human

[Chorus]
Ape man hop
Ape man hop

[Verse 2]
Paint the face of a demon, glowing by the fire light
Hopping like an elephant, thunder and lightning tonight
He's the world's first witch doctor, the iceman comes to life
He's the devil's apprentice, he's a prehistoric man

[Chorus]
Ape man hop
Ape man hop

[Bridge]
At night he's going to sacrifice his beloved ape man girl
Tie her to the altar, pull out her heart and eat her flesh

[Chorus]
Ape man hop
Ape man hop