We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom and Daddy

We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom and Daddy

Sitting here in Queens
Reading in jeans
Wearing all the magazines
Home town boys
Meeting all our friends
Our troubles never end
Because it's not a sin
A Saturday night spin

Flats in glass
Students in class
Mama's on the booze
Babies got the juice
I'm friends with the President
I'm friends with the Pope
Wе all got the vote
So say that must be
Sitting hеre in Queens
Reading in jeans
Wearing all the magazines
Home town boys
Meeting all our friends
Our troubles never end
Because it's not a sin
A Saturday night spin

We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom and Daddy

We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom and Daddy

We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom and Daddy

We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom and Daddy

We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom and Daddy

[Spoken]
We'd like to thank you all for coming. Good night!