[Intro: evprod and Tufty, together]
Yuh, shut the FUCK up (yuh)
Bitch! (yuh, yuh)
AYYY (yeah!)
AY, AY, AY (Waterrrr!)
PEEBALL (YEAH)
PEEBALL (peeball, yeah)
PEEBALL (WHAT)
PEEBALL (WHAT)
PEEBALL! (peeball)
AYYYY

[Chorus: Tufty & Sluds]
AAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAH (why are we still doing this)
AAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAH (agh)
AAAAAAAAH (agh)

[Verse 1: evprod]
Pee Ball, uh, oh wait what, it's a verse? Guess I'm quite late, yuh
Drinking Pepsi, eating chicken nuggets, really feel like Venezuela, I inflate, yuh
O.J. Simpson, O.J. Simpson, gotta keep a pistol just in case somebody dissing O.J. Simpson, uh, like the 12, uh
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself
Ay, pockets so big like Big Chungus, ayy (what?)
I fuck the world like Obunga (sauce, yuh!)
My dank meme collection humongous, ayy (Ay, yuh)
Smoking on lettuce foot fungus, ayy
Don't got a Rolex but I got reddit gold (yuh)
I own a subreddit I call it my home (yuh)
No one approaches me, I'm all alone (Ayyyy!)
But at least I got Reddit installed on my phone

[Break: evprod & Tufty]
Ay... fuck! (Waterrr!)
Ev and Tufty on the Verses we gonna crack some heads (peeball, what)
AYY (What you want?)

[Verse 2: Tufty]
BIG CHUNGUS HIT THE FUNNY KEK LAUGHING
KEEP YO EYES DOWN, UNLESS YOU WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPEN
ALL YOU GIRLS ACTIN LIKE DICKS, HERE'S A STRAP ON
CALL THIS A BASEBALL HAT, YOU GON CATCH ME CAPPIN'
BIG CHUNGUS, HIT THE INSTAGRAM IM LAUGHIN' (Shut up)
REDDIT MOMENT WITH THE UPDOOT YOU ALL TAPPIN'
PULL UP IN ARMENIA AND YOU GON GET THE BLASTIN' (Ay)
LOOK DOWN AT THE CAMERA AND YOU GON' SEE ME LAZZIN' (Lazz, Lazz)

Pull up in da whip with the wholesome kek
Roll up in reddit, keanu taking my breath
Give funny post an updoot, orange or red
Spooktober meme bro that's funny im dead

REDDIT MOMENT
REDDIT MOMENT
I MAY BE AN INCEL
BUT MY CUM IS FLOWING
REDDIT MOMENT
VAPE OR SMOKING
ONLY I KNOW HOW TO GET THAT
ANIME GIRL MOANING

[Bridge: Tufty]
Yeah haha (like this video arnit)
Peeball (I'm quare guys look)
Peeball (OOOH Deep Voice)
Yuh, Peeball (OOOH Deep Voice)
That's him, yuh (OH GOD)

[Verse 3: Sluds]
I killer your dad
He is very mad
He hit me and then
He beat me to death (Ay)
My grandma is hammering at my IPhone
With a FUCKING sledgehammer
Grandma I don't think you understand the concept of money
That was a thousand dollars
God is dead and we have killed him
God is dead and we have killed him
God is dead and we have killed him
God is dead and we have killed him
My pants have disappeared
WHERE DID THEY GO
Over there, In your mom's sock drawer
With her fucking dildo

[Outro: Tufty]
This is more or less just
A political cry for help
Please release me from this inner torment