ALLISON:
I suffered through the measles
I made it through the mumps
Chicken pox was nothing
I nicknamed all bumps

But now my palms sweaty
And my tickers skipping thumps
My skin is turning green
My thoughts are so unclean
I think cupid slipped a mickie in my polio-vaccine

I'm infected, I'm infected
With these feelings that you've injected
In my arm and in my heart
I feel it in every body part
Baby I'm infected with your love
Baby I'm infected with your love

CRY-BABY:
Ain't never seen no doctor
Ain't never taken sick
One time I had a stab wound
A band aid did the trick

I'm not thе type who suffers
From some tiny littlе prick
But this tenderness I feel
Is painful, and its real
My soul just gotta boo-boo
And no wowie pop can heal
I'm infected, I'm infected
With these feelings that you've injected
Now your pulsing through each vein
And your pounding in my brain
Oh Baby, I'm infected with your love
Baby I'm infected with your love

ALLISON:
Now I'm yearning

CRY-BABY:
And I'm burning

ALLISON:
And I'm sighing

CRY-BABY:
And I'm moaning

ALLISON:
Could it be the Rhesus monkeys
That the vaccine was grown in

ALLISON & CRY-BABY:
Whatever you've shot into me
I need another dose
CRY-BABY:
Wait!
Did you say Rhesus monkeys
Man, that's gross...

ALLISON & CRY-BABY:
That's gross!

ALLISON & CRY-BABY:
We're infected!
We're infected!
Lets take this love
Only as directed

It's much worse diagnosis
Then mononucleosis
But it feels so much better than I ever expected

We're infected!
We're infected!
Oh baby-

MRS. VERNON-WILLIAMS:
Allison!

CRY-BABY:
I'm infected with your love