Sir Topham Hatt: All my engines have to keep on time
We can't keep people waiting to tell each one what job to do that is my occupation
All my shiny engines
Yes Gordon, Percy, James
Look to me to get this right
So this is what I say
No - con - fusion, no delay
No confusion, no delay
No confusion, no delay
No confusion, is what I say

Gordon and James: No confusion

Sir Topham Hatt: Each engine knows their jobs

Gordon and James: No delay

Sir Topham Hat: Be on time!

Gordon and James: No confusion

Sir Topham Hatt: We run a great railway, free from no delays

Gordon and James: No delay, No confusion

Sir Topham Hatt: Is that clear?
Gordon and James: No delay

Sir Topham Hatt: No delays!

Gordon, James & Sir Topham Hatt: No confusion, is what we say (X2)

Gordon: Oh yes, quite right

Sir Topham Hatt: Sodor looks to me to make sure all of this runs fine
But recently, between you and me
A mystery lately on my mind
That old buried treasure has been playing on my mind
But an engine can't be late and must always run on time

Gordon: Absolutely right!

Sir Topham Hat: Thank you very much

Gordon and James: No confusion

Sir Topham Hatt: Wheres that pointy spoke?

Gordon and James: No delay

Sir Topham Hatt: They've been late up working
Gordon and James: No confusion

Sir Topham Hatt: Where on Sodor does that treasure lay

Gordon and James: No delay, no confusion

Sir Topham Hatt: And wheres that twisty, turny tree?

Gordon and James: No delay

Gordon, James & Sir Topham Hatt: No confusion, No delay

Sir Topham Hatt: A station master cannot think of anything but his engines
But somewhere on this island is the treasure, did I mention?
Engines who are late, its always me who gets the blame
But where is that twisty, turny tree, where does treasure lay?

Gordon and James: No - con - fusion

Sir Topham Hatt: Wheres that pointy spoke?

Gordon and James: No delay

Sir Topham Hatt: I'll have to wait

Gordon and James: No confusion
Sir Topham Hatt: Wheres that twisty, turny tree?

Gordon and James: No delay

Sir Topham Hatt: That treasure map is so confusing and delayed No confusion!

Gordon & James: But no delay!

Sir Topham Hatt: Really? So confusing

Gordon, James & Sir Topham Hatt: So don't delay!