[Verse 1]
Got the Monday morning feel, yeah yeah yeah
Monday wasn't really real, yeah yeah
Oh, lying on a naked bed, yeah yeah yeah
With an Alka Seltzer head, yeah yeah

[Chorus]
Oh, Lucy looked sweet just a-strolling down Newport Street
Talking about Lu, what you gonna do?
And I feel so bad, have you ever been had?
I'll dry out sweet Lucy

[Verse 2]
Took an early morning shower, yeah yeah yeah
Well, I wasted about half an hour, yeah yeah
I heard the ringing of the bell, yeah yeah yeah
It's Lucy with the cleaning towel, yeah yeah

Oh, I'm feeling like the Sunday Times, yeah yeah yeah
Soaked in Californian wine, yeah yeah
Oh, Lucy kicked me in the hole, yeah yeah yeah
A tenners worth of aching balls, ugh ugh

[Chorus]
Oh, Lucy looked sweet just a-strolling down Newport Street
Talkin' 'bout Lu, what you going to do?
I feel so bad, have you ever been had?
Got a dose from Lisle Street Lucy
[Chorus]
Oh, Lucy looked sweet just a-strolling down Newport Street
Talking 'bout Lu, who? What you gonna do?
Oh, and I feel so bad, have you ever been had?
Oh, by Lisle Street Lucy