[Intro: Frye]
"NOT SO FAST!"

[Verse 1: Frye & Big Man]
"Yo, Big Man! Wanna explain yourself?!
Did I just see Off the Hook stealing the spotlight at OUR big show?!"
"Ay! Ay-
(Wait! Wait! It's not what you think!
I didn't know they were-)"
"ZIP IT! If you saw the takeover happening, why didn't you stop them?!"

[Verse 2: Shiver & Big Man]
"My, my, Big Man
You have so MANY friends
Maybe you can tell us
How to settle up with Off the Hook?"
"Ay? 'Ay-' (Um, a thank-you email?
'What a nice surprise-')"
"Have you come down with Inkopolis fever?!
I'm asking how much to charge them!"

[Pre-Chorus: Frye, Shiver, Shiver & Frye, Deep Cut]
Dandandan!
Deri yuuben mito chure
Banbanban!
Uweni mate shina dari
Da darento wani yuuton cheena deyde
Darotte utcin nadariti
Bakkan rei
[Chorus: Deep Cut & Frye]
Nachunrito baatoo
Yunin tiso matoo
Sohbinche nutofa pishagerdo
Ichenmu nitiiro
Dochentima deitro
Dappini dechentari teii nou
Neechandei battiro
Nyuetinga chedo
Baachenrii mandani pishagerdo
Irukinufa chanri
Nyuuendiyan betero
Wattiha midanrani bii nou
Chopperi myura chen niiro

[Verse 3: Frye & Big Man]
"DON'T think you're out of the woods yet!
What's so great about Inkopolis?
It's getting weird how much you love those has-beens!"
"Ay! Ay- (No way! Nothing's more important than you two and Splatsville to-)"
"Oh, don't give me that roe-eyed look!
A REAL Splatlandian would settle it with a dance battle!"

[Verse 4: Shiver & Big Man]
"How tragic...
You just hop from megastar to megastar, don't you?
We must be so boring to you"
"Ay! Ay- (No way! Nothing's more important than you two and Splatsville to-)"
"If you really mean that, then act like it!"
[Pre-Chorus: Frye, Shiver, Shiver & Frye, Deep Cut]
Dandandan!
Deri yuuben mito chure
Banbanban!
Uweni mate shina dari
Da darento wani yuuton cheena deyde
Darotte utcin nadariti
Bakkan rei

[Chorus: Deep Cut & Shiver]
Nachunrito baatoo
Yunin tiso matoo
Sohbinche nutofa pishagerdo
Ichenmu nitiiro
Dochentima deitro
Dappini dechentari teii nou
Neechandei battiro
Nyuetinga chedo
Baachenrii mandani pishagerdo
Irukinufa chanri
Nyuuendiyan betero
Wattiha midanrani bii nou
Chopperi myura chen niiro

[Bridge: Shiver, Frye, Big Man]
"Do you still remember the Deep Cut pledge, Big Man?"
"The group comes first!
Anything less would be..."
"Ay... (A big... betrayal...)"
[Pre-Chorus: Frye, Shiver, Shiver & Frye, Deep Cut]
Dandandan!
Deri yuuben mito chure!
Banbanban!
Uweni mate shina dari!
Da darento wani yuuton cheena deyde
Darotte utcin nadariti
Bakkan rei!

[Chorus: Deep Cut, Frye, Shiver, Frye & Big Man]
Nachunrito baatoo
Yunin tiso matoo
Sohbinche nutofa pishagerdo
Ichenmu nitiiro
Dochentima deitro
Dappini dechentari teii nou
Neechandei battiro (Harmonizing)
Nyuetinga chedo
Baachenrii mandani pishagerdo
Irukinufa chanri
Nyuuendiyan betero
Wattiha midanrani bii nou
Chopperi myura chen niiro!

[Instrumental Outro]