Didn’t wan’t to drop this cuz I hate to hate a cheesehead
Whole time thinking “It’s so hard” — and oh yeah, that’s what she said
Call me Samuel Colvin cuz I got your mom in my bed
Oh yeah Four years at Monona Grove can’t prep you for what’s ahead

10 wins straight on Chess.com, your blunders are so guessable
Amateur serve in spike ball, you can’t hang with a professional
Stats major, found your odds of coming at me infinitesimal
You still behind? Check out a dictionary — Dewey Decimal

“What is Quentin doing?” I don’t know, get Weston on the phone
Oh, I hit the Daily Double, you’re in trouble coming for the throne
Like Zoe, you milked this for all it’s worth, this beef so overblown
Don’t mess with Tornado Alley, I’ll blow you away like a cyclone

Disc golfer with three songs on SoundCloud, that’s a triple bogey
Someone check the fire alarm because this is getting smoky
You can’t make music worth a damn, songs sound like karaoke
Got little sibling energy, it’s like I’m Thor, you’re Loki

I hope you know what’s up because my verse is almost complete
Got my bars on repeat, handing Balz 2L a defeat
I know you can’t do calculus but this response is discrete
Like WebAssign, correct a rhyme, you can’t hope to compete
“I make beats on Audacity” bro your flow is so obsolete
Won’t eat spicy wings on Wednesday, I guess you cannot take the heat
Hope you don’t use McCormick, rap boy, because these are my streets
I ain’t ever seen worse lyrics than in “Before he uses Cheats”

For dropping at Friendsgiving, I think there’s some bad blood here
But you can’t even approach my level hell you ain’t even on my tier
In the band like Emily, second fiddle, Marlowe to Shakespeare
Tried to build some bridges, call me Rodman, a civil engineer

Let you hang around so long. you were a curiosity
Not gonna say you should be shot, I’ll kill you with verbosity
You’re like an OHill green bean man an absolute atrocity
Hey, physics major, take this L at terminal velocity