Jeremy Jordan
Sign, Shake, Spit!
[HILDA]
CALL IT A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL
SAY SHE SOLD HER SOUL
BUT IT'S WHAT SHE MUST BE DOING
IF SHE WANTS TO TAKE CONTROL

[AGNES]
IT'S WHAT WE WOMEN WE LIVE BY
IT'S WHAT WE'RE FORCED TO DO

[AGNES & HILDA]
SACRIFICE OUR DIGNITY
SO WE CAN BE LIKE YOU

SIGN, SHAKE, SPIT!
IT BEGINS!
IT'S ALL SHIT!
NO ONE WINS!

PAY YOUR PRICE
MAKE YOUR DEAL
IT FEELS NICE
IT'S NOT REAL!

ONE IS LIKE THEM ALL
SIGN AND THEN WE FALL
[YOUNG MAN]
Go ahead and twist it all like that. Sure. Women always complain-

[YOUNG MAN TWO]
But you have no idea how good you girls have it!

[HILDA]
Now listen to me, you bird-brained bratwurst

WE ALL HAVE OUR DEMONS
WE ALL PAY A PRICE
BUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US
IS YOU ARE DIRTY AND I'M NICE

[AGNES]
I'M WITH YOU IN THE WHEAT FIELDS
YOUR SCRIBE TO EVERY BOOK
BUT THEN YOU GET ALL THE CREDIT
WHILE I STAY AT HOME AND COOK

[AGNES, HILDA & FEMALE ENSEMBLE]
SIGN, SHAKE, SPIT!
IT BEGINS!
IT'S ALL SHIT!
NO ONE WINS!
PAY YOUR PRICE
MAKE YOUR DEAL
IT FEELS NICE
IT'S NOT REAL!

ONE IS LIKE THEM ALL
SIGN AND THEN WE FALL

[YOUNG MAN]
So then... you want to fall, don't you?

[HILDA]
What're you...?

[YOUNG MAN ONE]
See! She wants it! Look at her! Fallen women!

[YOUNG MAN THREE]
Oh look, boys, our beloved Baroness has joined us!

[YOUNG MAN TWO]
LET'S ALL KNEEL BEFORE HER AS SHE'S CRYING OUT FOR MORE!

[YOUNG MAN ONE]
STILL A PRISTINE VIRGIN WHILE A HOLLOW DIRTY WHORE!
[YOUNG MAN THREE]
SHE SOLD HER SOUL TO PETER FOR A PLACE UPON THE THRONE

[YOUNG MAN TWO]
AND SHE MAY HAVE SOME POWER

[ALL THREE]
BUT SHE SITS UP THERE ALONE!

[GRETCHEN]
My friends, please, I just need a moment to think

[YOUNG MAN TWO]
To think? You're still trying to call it thinking?

[YOUNG MAN ONE]
I'll show you where I like to do my thinking!

[AGNES]
Animals!

[HILDA]
Don't you touch her

[GRETCHEN]
No!

SIGN, SHAKE, SPIT!
IT BEGINS
IT'S ALL SHIT
NO ONE WINS

[GRETCHEN, AGNES, HILDA]
PAY YOUR PRICE
MAKE YOUR DEAL
IT FEELS NICE
IT'S NOT REAL!
ONE IS LIKE THEM ALL

[GRETCHEN]
SIGN AND THEN WE...

[HILDA]
Good for you, boys. Happy now?

[WOMEN]
CALL IT A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL
SAY WE SELL OUR SOUL

[WOMEN, HILDA & AGNES]
BUT IT'S WHAT WE MUST BE DOING
IF WE WANT TO TAKE CONTROL

[HILDA, AGNES & THREE WOMEN]
IT'S WHAT WE WOMEN LIVE BY
IT'S WHAT WE'RE FORCED TO DO

[HILDA, AGNES & ALL WOMEN]
SACRIFICE OUR DIGNITY
SO WE CAN BE LIKE YOU