[Intro: Steel Panther]
Woah
Let's go
Listen up

[Verse 1: Steel Panther]
Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego zoo
We were on our cougar hunt and I ended up with you
Dragged you to a dirty cage and threw you to the ground
I felt the sting down on my thing and I heard a hissing sound
A six foot rattlesnake just bit me right below the belt
Get on your knees and help me please cause it won't suck itself

[Chorus 1: Steel Panther]
Time to use your mouth
(Just get that venom out)
You can't spit it out
(Right now you'll choke it out)
I need you to be the nurse
I can feel the swelling getting worse
Cause it won't suck itself
No it won't

[Verse 2: Chad Kroeger]
We did a show in Panama and blew their fucking minds
Rocked it out like Aerosmith from back in '85
I took this chick to the dressing room, just got the candles lit
I didn't see it crawl on me and that's when I got bit
A pissed off scorpion just bit me right below the belt
I'm down and out, I need some help cause it won't suck itself
[Chorus 2: Steel Panther]
Time to use your mouth
(Just get that venom out)
You can't spit it out
(Right now you'll choke it out)
Holy shit, it's getting worse
I don't want to wind up in a hearse
But it won't suck itself

[Chorus 1: Steel Panther]
Time to use your mouth
(Just get that venom out)
You can't spit it out
(Right now you'll choke it out)
I need you to be the nurse
I can feel the swelling getting worse
Cause it won't suck itself

[Outro: Steel Panther]
It won't suck itself
It won't suck itself
Alright
Baby I feel so good, yeah