[Intro]
Kiss it goodbye, goodbye
Kiss it goodbye, goodbye

[Verse 1]
Hollywood is plastic
But easy on the eyes
Big Apple is fantastic
But cuts you down to size
They'll treat you like a doormat
Expecting you to fail
Says right across your forehead
Integrity for sale

[Pre-Chorus]
You'll be on TV
When it starts to snow in hell
(Teach you that you better flaunt it
Make you wish you never got it)
You won't believe me
So go and see it for yourself

[Chorus]
That brunettes move to New York
Blondes love California
East coast digs the cocaine
West coast marijuana
Don't be surprised
When you swallow more than pride
It's tough to see through bullshit when it's up above your eyes
(Kiss it goodbye)
[Verse 2]
Stealing comes with practice
Lying comes with ease
But neither one is faster
Than falling to your knees
Money leads to fame
And fame is the disease
The latest epidemic
Reality TV

[Pre-Chorus]
You'll be on TV
When it starts to snow in hell
(Teach you that you better flaunt it
Make you wish you never got it)
You won't believe me
So go and see it for yourself

[Chorus]
That brunettes move to New York
Blondes love California
East coast digs the cocaine
West coast marijuana
Don't be surprised
When you swallow more than pride
It's tough to see through bullshit
When it's up above your eyes
[Bridge]
They won't let you get out alive
Your ass, grab it, and kiss it goodbye
They won't let you get out alive
Your ass, grab it, and kiss it goodbye
And kiss it goodbye
(Teach you that you better flaunt it
Make you wish you never got it)

[Chorus]
So let's move to New York
Or out to California
East coast digs the cocaine
West coast marijuana
Don't be surprised
When you swallow more than pride
It's tough to see through bullshit
When it's up above your eyes

[Outro]
They won't let you get out alive
Your ass, grab it, and kiss it goodbye
They won't let you get out alive
Your ass, grab it, and kiss it goodbye