[Verse 1]
Called you up a few weeks ago
Thought I was going nowhere
I thought that I had lost my mind
And that I was sinking lower
I want to have all the things
That I have never had
And you're about to tell me how
Or I'll hurt you pretty bad

[Chorus]
So I'll ask you once, I'll ask you twice
And if you still can't give a reason
I'll hang a blue sign over your left eye
Saying, "Closed for the Season"

[Verse 2]
Called you up a few days ago
'Cause I still had gotten nowhere
Although I had found a place to go
And I was about to go there
But I want to be seated
'Cause I had enough of walking
So you better start giving me answers
Before my right hand does the talking
[Chorus]
So I'll ask you once, I'll ask you twice
And if you still can't give a reason
I'll hang a blue sign over your left eye
Saying, "Closed for the Season"

[Bridge]
Called you up not long ago
'Cause I still had gotten nowhere
And I was pretty sure now
That I had sunken lower
All my patience gone
And I was getting pissed
I want to own the world
And you to taste my fist

[Chorus]
So I'll ask you once, I'll ask you twice
And if you still can't give a reason
I'll hang a blue sign over your left eye
Saying, "Closed for the Season"

[Spoken Outro]
Okay!