[Verse 1]
Hello ones
Hello ones
This is your captain speaking
I got a chip on my shoulder
The size of a boulder
And I might get it off
You know what they'll tell you?
That bigger is better
And smaller is impossible to find
And they'll tell you
That a tired old voice
Is better
Than a screaming one
What a hoax!

[Verse 2]
Listen
Listen, listen, listen
This just in
Take good care of your pearly whites
And I'll let you in on a little secret
I had to walk up a bunch of stiffs
Just to get here, but it merely meant
I had to walk a mile in style
To walk an eternity
Like a king
Don't let them lead you astray
Never let them put you away
Laugh at everything
When people say they'll resist you
And we don't regret a single thing