[Intro]
Pinkie Pie thought hard for a minute before stepping out of that clam into the blistering afternoon. The midday sun hung in the air like a fat, brilliant, scorching white balloon. And all eyes were on her, then, a feeling she wasn’t exactly unaccustomed to. But still, she struggled to balance on her hooves while the baby dragon at the ivories plucked out the opening notes of that tune

[Chorus]
You, you, you got to share
You, you, you got to care

[Spoken]
She inhaled hot, sandy air slowly. She grit dry teeth together. Thin fishnet stockings scratched at her legs. The tension was like thick spoilt ice cream

[Verse]
But still I have no delusions
I know who I am
I’ve seen a vicious pie fight kill a man
On these very sands
Never again
I won’t let my namesake take another life
Not another colt, bison, buffalo or billy goat
Dies under these western skies
Tonight

[Outro]
Mew mew, mew mew mew mew
Mew mew, mew mew mew mew mew
Mew mew, mew mew mew mew
Mew mew mew mew, mew mew mew mew mew