Cheerilee is sweet and kind
She's the best teacher we could hope for
The perfect stallion you and I must find
One to really make her heart soar
But...

This one's too young
This one's too old
He clearly has a terrible cold

This guy's too silly
He's way too uptight (I say!)
Well nothing's wrong with this one
He seems alright

He seems alright
His girlfriend sure thinks so

How 'bout this one?
He's much too flashy
Or this one
If he weren't so splashy

Too short, too tall
Too clean, too smelly
He's strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly
I don't think that we're mistaken
It seems all the good ones are taken

I really feel that at this rate
We're gonna find the perfect date

Don't wanna quit or give up hope
Oh please, oh please, oh please say nope

Oh please, oh please, oh please say-
Nope

This one's too young
This one's too old
He clearly has a terrible cold

This guy's too silly
He's way too uptight (I say!)
Well nothing's wrong with this one
He seems alright

We did it girls
We've found the one
Who will send your teacher's heart aflutter
Maybe you and Mac will fall like no other
Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. Are you talking about my brother?