[Intro: Barnaby (Black Gryph0n)]
Hohohohohohoohoohoo! Now where do you think you’re going?
The party is THIS way!
And trust me... It’s to die for! Ohoohoohahahahaha!

[Verse 1: Barnaby (Black Gryph0n) & Ghosts]
I know we’ll be the best of friends
So there’s no need to run
The sooner you get dead the sooner you can join the fun!
No need to fear for I am here!
Your mortal form will disappear!
Now should we use this rusty knife
Or acid water gun? Oohoohoohahahahaha!

[Chorus: Barnaby (Black Gryph0n), Ghosts, & Everyone]
There’s a million gruesome ways to die!
Oo-oo-oo-oooh
Oh why resist when the party’s just begun?
You’ll be having so much fun!
There’s a million gruesome ways to die!
Why stay alive?
And I’m sure your death will be second to none! Hahahahaha!

[Verse 2: Barnaby (Black Gryph0n) & Ghosts]
Dynamite is quick but it makes a lot of mess
And flattened by a cow is just embarrassing at best
But baked into a yummy cake…
Or dropped into a pit of snakes
Though drowning in a lobster tank might hurt a little less!
[Chorus: Barnaby (Black Gryph0n), Ghosts, & Everyone]
There’s a million gruesome ways to die!
How bout’ impaled upon a spike?
Oh why resist when the party’s just begun?
Maybe something on a bike!
There’s a million gruesome ways to die!
We could bury you alive
We’re sure your death will be second to none!

[Bridge: Barnaby (Black Gryph0n) & Everyone]
We could put you in a cage with a hungry alligator
Drop you in a volcano with an active crater
What about ten thousand volts of electricity?
Or try a death by Shakespeare in a tragicomedy!

[Verse 3: Barnaby (Black Gryph0n) & Ghosts]
Trampled by an elephant or turned to goat meat stew
Or try to fight a dragon armed with nothing but a shoe
We could do a Mummy’s curse!
We’ll put you in a fancy hearse
Or turned into a stuffie, now that’s something we can do!

[Chorus: Barnaby (Black Gryph0n), Ghosts, Solo Ghost 1/2, & Everyone]
There’s a million gruesome ways to die!
I thought I’d try the guillotine!
Oh why resist when the party’s just begun?
I danced so hard I broke my spleen!
There’s a million gruesome ways to die!
There must be something we can try!
We’re sure your death will be second to none!
[Refrain: Barnaby (Black Gryph0n) & Ghosts]
Maybe you can choke upon a grape
To die!
Put you in a blender and frappe!
To die!
Maybe we can find an angry mob (To die)
Tie you on a stake and cook you up like a kabob! (Die)
To die!
Smothered by a pillow in your bed
To die!
A gluten overdose from too much bread
To die!
Then you can join the party 'cause you’re dead!

[Outro: Barnaby (Black Gryph0n), Ghosts, & Everyone]
I’m sure your death will be second to…
Mister Reaper’s beckoning you
Sure your death will be second to none!
Hoohoohoohahahahaha!