[Verse 1]
I enter, take my seat at the bar
Order Hennessy straight up with a straw
Adjust my person so my person looks good
(Look at her, look at her, look at her)
I look good
Slip out the Benj', watchin' the mens, bartend' asks for 10s
Don't understand who I am, apparently
But that's okay 'cause I see someone kinda special
Special, lookin' at me
Big brown eyes, big brown chest, tank top mesh
Gold chains, kinda fresh
He checks, he flex, he steps, I guess I'm the WNBA
We got Nets
The ill figure in the Hilfiger
Ten feet away, yo, I'm a-step to parlay
But wait, what the hell is that?
My eyes start to water, big hair falls flat
No need for intros, my nose has met you first
I gotta make a call, I think I lost my purse
What I'm tryna say is, honey, let's disperse
I'm kinda busy, I gotta end this first
(Come on babygirl, I ain't buggin' on you
You know I wanna zoom-a-zoom, zoom in your boom)
Uh-huh, uh, I'll be back soon
But I'm late, (Huh?) I got a meetin' in the ladies' room
(Come on babygirl, why you gonna leave?)
I gotsta (Why?)
I still have to breathe
[Chorus]
(My baby left me, left me all alone)
That's right I left you, you shoulda known better
Than to wear that stinky cologne
(My baby left me, left me all alone)
Damn straight I left you, you should have known better
Than offend with the stinky cologne

[Verse 2]
Yo, what's wrong, C? What's wrong, C?
It's my gland, I think it's olfactory
Now you dummy, I was talking to you
Now I smell like you, where's the cleaning crew?
Yo, and ladies too
[?]
Hit the bottle perfume, what's it matter for you?
Like Pepe le Peu, you never left the room
Even when you do, P-U, P-U
Don't act like you know, act like you already knew
So I wouldn't have to smell you, boo

[Chorus]
(My baby left me, left me all alone)
That's right I left you, you shoulda known better
Than to wear that stinky cologne
(My baby left me, left me all alone)
Just be for eternity
I must escape that stinky cologne
[Verse 3]
The moral of the story is this
You be sprayin' this, you ain't playin' this
Like Titanic ship, ain't far, wherever you are
I smell it, yo, step away from the car

[Chorus 2]
If there's a cure for this, hell, I want it
Hell, I want it
And if there's a cure for this, hell, I need it
Hell, I need it
If there's a cure for this, hell, I want it
Hell, I want it
And if there's a cure for this, hell, I need it
Hell, I need it

[Outro]
Polo cologne
Polo cologne
Polo cologne
I don't want it
I don't need it
I don't want it
I don't need it
I don't want it (Don't want it, don't want it, don't want it)
I don't need it (Don't need it, don't need it, don't need it)
Oh, polo cologne