[Verse 1: Jeremiah]
Headed down to the coast, ridin' shotgun in the Jeep
There's a bubble in my belly and I hope it's really smelly I can feel it start to creep

So I lean to my right, cos' my cheeks were kinda tight, as I push a little bit I think like lit, I thought I farted but I shit

[Chorus: Jeremiah]
I thought I farted but I shit and now it's squishy when I sit, I got poop all in my crack and little on my sack, I thought I farted but I shit

[Verse 2: Jeremiah]
Damn I hate it when I shart, I can't even trust a fart, tried to give a little toot now there's caca in my shoot, I thought I farted but I shit

[Chorus: Jeremiah]
I thought I farted but I shit and now it's squishy when I sit, I got poop all in my crack and little on my sack, I thought I farted but I shit

[Outro: Jeremiah & Friends]
I got poop all in my crack and a little on my sack, I thought I farted but I shit
I got poop all in my crack and a little on my sack, I thought I farted but I shit