[Intro]
(Pum, pa dum pa dum)
(Pum pa dum pa dum)
(Pa dum pa dum)
(Pum pa dum pa dum)

[Verse 1]
Teacher's pet (Pa dum pa dum pa dum)
I wanna be teacher's pet (Pa dum pa dum)
I wanna be huddled and cuddled as close to you as I can get
(That's the lesson we're guessin' you're best in)

[Verse 2]
Mm, teacher's pride (Pa dum pa dum)
I wanna be teacher's pride (Pa dum pa dum)
I wanna be dated, paraded, the one most likely at your side
(Ya got a burnin' yearnin' to learn)

[Verse 3]
I wanna learn all your lips can teach me
One kiss will do at the start (Are you really?)
I'm sure with a little homework
I'll graduate to your heart (To your heart)

[Chorus]
Teacher's pet (pa dum pa dum), I wanna be teacher's pet (pa dum pa dum)
I wanna take home a diploma and show Ma that ya love me, too
(That ya love me, too)
So I can be teacher's pet long after school is through
[Verse 4]
(Oh, teacher's pet) Mm, mm
(You wanna be teacher's pet) Ah. ah
(You wanna be huddled and cuddled as close to him as you can get)

[Verse 5]
I wanna learn all your lips can teach me
One kiss will do at the start
I'm sure with a little homework
I'll graduate to your heart

[Chorus]
Teacher's pet (You love the teacher), I wanna be teacher's pet (Pa dum pa dum)
I wanna take home a diploma and show Ma that ya love me, too (Wow!)
So I can be teacher's pet (Yeah!) long after school is through
(Teacher, teacher she loves you)