BUDDY: You know that so-and-so on what d'you call it street
DORIS: Right next door to, I forget his name
BUDDY: Well, since we met I don't know if I'm on my head or feet
DORIS: But anyway I love him just the same

DORIS: Has he got naughty eyes?
BUDDY: Yes, I have got naughty eyes
DORIS: That certain, that certain party

DORIS: You know the one I mean
BUDDY: Sure, I know the one I mean
DORIS: That certain party of mine

DORIS: Naughty eyes, turned-up nose, rosy cheeks, pretty clothes
BUDDY: But not a smarty (DORIS: Uh-uh)

DORIS: Has he got everything?
BUDDY: Yes, I've got everything
BOTH: That certain party of mine

BUDDY: I met her on a Saturday, or was it Friday night
DORIS: Maybe it was Thursday, let me see (BUDDY: Oh-hoh)
BUDDY: I know, it was Sunday and the sun was shining bright
DORIS: In fact, since then it always shines for me

BUDDY: Has she got you know what?
DORIS: Yes, I have got you know what
BUDDY: That certain, that certain party
BUDDY: Has she got I forgot?
DORIS: Yes, I have got you forgot
BUDDY: That certain party of mine

BUDDY: You know what (DORIS: What?) I forgot (DORIS: What?)
This and that, quite a lot
DORIS: Oh, what a smarty

DORIS: Has he got lovin' ways?
BUDDY: Yes, I have got lovin' ways
BOTH: That certain party of mine

BUDDY: Hey, Doris, that's kind of a cute ending, let's try it again
DORIS: Okay, Buddy
BOTH: That certain party of mine