[Eminem]
(gun cocking)
(burp)

He hey
How's everybody doin' tonight?
(crickets chirping)
[?] good good, uhhh
Welcome to the uhhh Obie Trice nightclub uhhh
Get out the store!
Tonight we have a very special guest on his way uhhh
None other than uhhh Obie Trice himself
You suck!
Uhhh, still waitin' on him uhm
Uhhh, he should be here any minute so uhhh
Why don't we get into a couple little songs on the uhhh
Karaoke machine here and uhhh
No!
We'll get it goin' into the guitar, what do you say?
Fuck you!
I got this little number that I'd like to sing for ya
It goes a little somethin' like this:
Here we go

My name is Obie, it's Obie
My name is Obie, Obie Trice
My name is Obie, we're waitin' on Obie
Waitin' on Obie, yo he's nice
You see him in the streets
You see him on TV
His name is Obie Tri--
([?])
UGH!
The fuck is Obie?